About

Some people see the world and ask “Why?”, others see the world and ask “Why not?”.

We see the world and ask “Why has no-one made fun of these crazy idiots?? They are practically begging for it!!”

This blog is a collection of irreverent ‘caption contests’ on political issues. They are intended as humorous commentary on the world, and they are almost guaranteed to offend  — there be no political correctness here…

Biographies

Qusay was born sometime in the 7^th Century AD into a socialist workers’ paradise. Little is known about his early life except that his parents belonged to the landed intelligentsia and his boyhood dream was to marry a trophy wife. Subsequent to his parents’ dispossession and exile to Puntland for secretly plotting to overthrow the Dear Leader, Qusay became disillusioned and joined the militant insurgency against the government.

Uday was born in the decadent, capitalist, bourgeois West, and raised to love such evil and corrupting concepts as “human rights”, “women’s equality and emancipation”, “religious tolerance”, “rule of law” and “equality before the law”. A bit of a techno-geek, in his spare time, Uday likes to read politics, tinker with computers, womanize, and feed dissidents feet-first into his industrial shredder. His greatest achievements include being better looking than Kim Jong-il, being smarter than Bashar al-Assad, and this blog…